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Posted: 30 March 2011 at 1:16pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

A women in a restaurant asked for a cup of tea at the end
of her meal. The waiter said, "Would you like sugar?"

"No thank you," replied the women, "I am sweet enough."

The waiter replied, "I take it you want fat-free milk
then?"
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Went around to a friend's house today. His wife was sat there with their
 new-born baby. She asked if I'd like to wind it. I thought that was a bit
harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
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Posted: 30 March 2011 at 1:34pm | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear


 I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could
 check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I
 quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
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Posted: 31 March 2011 at 10:03am | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear


ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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evories and ibonies?

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Well if that's the last time you do something, Mike, the secret stays with you 

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Well, look who's come out of hibernation!

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Four posts in one day, that's where all the spam's gone

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Posted: 01 April 2011 at 11:32pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
Is Mike in second gear yet?!

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