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Posted: 02 April 2011 at 11:03pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn
A lady walks into a pub.

The peanuts on the bar say to her, "You're looking very
glam, this evening."

But the cigarette machine says, "Well I think you look like
mutton dressed as lamb!"

The landlord said, "Sorry about that madam, the peanuts are
complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order!"
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Posted: 02 April 2011 at 11:33pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

Kevyn, I have emailed this joke to my niece, her nickname is peanut!



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Posted: 04 April 2011 at 7:11am | IP Logged Quote Kevyn
I bought a biker jacket today.

It's not made of leather, but it comes from Newcastle.
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Posted: 06 April 2011 at 4:31pm | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear


The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said "is this your wife sir?".
Shocked I answered " yes".
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said "I know but she has a lovely personality".
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Posted: 06 April 2011 at 10:52pm | IP Logged Quote Sharpies
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Posted: 06 April 2011 at 10:53pm | IP Logged Quote Sharpies
No success with getting the biker jacket joke yet! 

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Posted: 06 April 2011 at 11:12pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull

Me neither   Must be the wrong generation, Jennie

Something to do with the nature of a Geordie's hide, Kevyn? (Sorry, I know it's a pain, explaining jokes)

Maybe we should just roar with laughter... but as for me, read what it says at the bottom of my every post

(note appropriate use of emoticons...)



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Posted: 06 April 2011 at 11:23pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

There is an area of Newcastle called Byker. It was made
famous by the BBC TV show Byker Grove which turned Ant and
Dec into stars.


Well...I thought it was funny.
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Posted: 07 April 2011 at 9:56am | IP Logged Quote maggiem

Kevyn, sorry to trouble you, but would you also please explain why my
hubby should find Mike's joke sooooooooooo hilarious?

N.B. Kevyn's jokes are SOOOOOOOO much funnier than those of a certain
'biker'!!
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