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Posted: 07 April 2011 at 2:21pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull

Has Kevyn taken on the role of official ATF joker from the original "Kevin", who seems to have gone into extended hibernation?

Maggie, it was obviously a "man joke" - rather cruel, I admit, but difficult not to find funny...



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Posted: 07 April 2011 at 8:13pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

I hope Kevin's hibernation is not as long as mine was!

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Posted: 07 April 2011 at 8:17pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

The Police arrested two men. One was drinking battery
acid, the other was eating fireworks.

The Police charged one and let the other one off.
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Posted: 08 April 2011 at 3:25pm | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear

ok the ladies version

my wife Went out last Friday and got drunk out of her mind. she woke up next to this ugly fat sweaty man, who was snoring, grunting and farting. she thought thank goodness for that, at least i made it home!
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Posted: 08 April 2011 at 3:28pm | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear



A politician, a thief and a liar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Drinking alone tonight, sir?".

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Posted: 08 April 2011 at 4:12pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn


Mike!!!

You make your peace with the ladies, but have now gone and
offended thieves and liars!!!!!
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Posted: 09 April 2011 at 12:12pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn


When I go to Tescos, I collect the trolley myself and I go
up and down the aisles selecting the groceries myself. I
then go to the self-service checkout, and scan the items in
myself.

These days, the only member of staff who actually talks to
me is the store detective.
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