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Posted: 10 April 2011 at 8:03am | IP Logged Quote Zippy

Kevyn, you can't go shopping in Tesco wearing a baliclava (don't know how you spell the woolly head gear word!!  )  



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Posted: 11 April 2011 at 8:17pm | IP Logged Quote maggiem

If one remembers one's history correctly, it comes from the bally Battle of
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Posted: 11 April 2011 at 8:18pm | IP Logged Quote maggiem
mike_1stgear wrote:
ok the ladies versionmy wife Went out last Friday
and got drunk out of her mind. she woke up next to
this ugly fat sweaty man, who was snoring, grunting and farting. she
thought thank goodness for that, at least i made it home!


My husband and I are both amused!!
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Posted: 11 April 2011 at 8:21pm | IP Logged Quote maggiem
Kevyn wrote:

When I go to Tescos, I collect the trolley myself and I go
up and down the aisles selecting the groceries myself. I
then go to the self-service checkout, and scan the items in
myself.

These days, the only member of staff who actually talks to
me is the store detective.


Well, you shouldn't scaM the items!!
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Posted: 15 April 2011 at 9:03pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

I had an accident in the kitchen today. I got some herbs
in my eyes.

I am now parsley sighted.





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I think it's Thyme for a change!

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Posted: 15 April 2011 at 10:44pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn


ATF lyrics were very influenced by garden herbs - who could
forget "Dill-y, Dill-y, did you know they would make a stew
out of you?"?

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Posted: 15 April 2011 at 11:16pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
Or one for Maggie: "Don't give me no chives!"

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 4:28pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
 You guys are cracking me up

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