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Posted: 20 April 2011 at 10:15am | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear


A woman sitting at home drinking a bottle of wine on the porch with her husband says, "I love you."

He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies, "It's me............. talking to the wine."
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had a call from the police following-up a complaint that my dog had chased someone on a bike… but my dog doesn't have a bike.
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He must have been in the sqad car then... ?

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NEWFLASH - Dog steals squad car  

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Why did the diva in stilettos never sing in the key of F
major?




Because she didn't like flats.

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I trust the Sharp-ies will know!! (Or Seagull, he's a minor musician!!)

Must be something to do with B flat!!

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This time last week no one had heard of Abbotabad but we've known WestHamabad all season.

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There's no groaning emoticon.  Just Maggie's smile.

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