Posted: 01 June 2011 at 10:53pm | IP Logged

Probably nothing new here but still a good laugh!  From church notices:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Posted: 01 June 2011 at 10:56pm | IP Logged

And more:

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Posted: 01 June 2011 at 11:34pm | IP Logged

Hell!

Oh, sorry, wrong post! ^^

Posted: 02 June 2011 at 11:17am | IP Logged

Afraid I haven't finished yet!  Now WHO was it who told me how to copy and paste?!! 

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Posted: 03 June 2011 at 11:24pm | IP Logged

I hope these weren't all from the same church!!

Thanks, Jennie!

Posted: 04 June 2011 at 1:06am | IP Logged

Definitely stuck with us Jen, although we know that the emoticons should stick together!

The churchy notices made me laugh, thanks.