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Posted: 02 July 2011 at 11:00pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

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One is spoken for!! (As in 'My husBad and I........' )

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Posted: 03 July 2011 at 5:01pm | IP Logged Quote Sharpies

No thanks, stuffed with spam! 

So was your joke, Zippy, made me chuckle.



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Posted: 03 July 2011 at 10:10pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn
Zippy wrote:
Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an
iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon.
She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained it can be
intergrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This
opened the iNag reminder service which totally wiped out
the iShag function.




Apparently, Apple are bringing out another new gadget
that is overpriced and incompatible with anything else -
it is called the iCon.




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Posted: 03 July 2011 at 10:28pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

Kevyn wrote:
Zippy wrote:
Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an
iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon.
She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained it can be
intergrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This
opened the iNag reminder service which totally wiped out
the iShag function.




Apparently, Apple are bringing out another new gadget
that is overpriced and incompatible with anything else -
it is called the iCon.


  

 



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Posted: 04 July 2011 at 12:40am | IP Logged Quote maggiem

iDespair!!!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Belgian, a German, a Chinaman, a Vietnamese, an Indian, and a Pakistani walk into a pub. The barman says "Sorry, I can't serve you without a Thai".

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Posted: 04 July 2011 at 4:34pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

maggiem wrote:

iDespair!!!

Oooh I like this one, One !



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An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Belgian, a German, a Chinaman, a Vietnamese, an Indian, and a Pakistani walk into a pub. The barman says "Sorry, I can't serve you without a Thai".

 Thai is my fav food. As long as its not paisley!



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Posted: 04 July 2011 at 4:38pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
My mate has just booked tickets to an Elvis Tribute act using one of those automated phones. He pressed 1  for the money and 2 for the show ........

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Posted: 04 July 2011 at 11:45pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
..."Let's rot!" - as the apple core said to the orange peel....

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