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Posted: 05 July 2011 at 1:33pm | IP Logged Quote maggiem
OnLineGenie wrote:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, an
Irishman, a Frenchman, a Belgian, a German, a Chinaman, a Vietnamese, an
Indian, and a Pakistani walk into a pub. The barman says "Sorry, I can't serve
you without a Thai".


One bets he would if they were to bow Thai him!!!!



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i am unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave me a message, the 'News Of The World' will eMail it to me later.
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Posted: 08 July 2011 at 11:03pm | IP Logged Quote maggiem

You've reached top gear on that joke, Mike!!

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Posted: 09 July 2011 at 9:08am | IP Logged Quote Zippy
   Yes, very good Mike, made me laugh

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"I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."


"I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."


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i'm here all week
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Posted: 25 August 2011 at 11:07am | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear


man goes to see his doctor about a really bad case of wind
the doctor sites him down and try’s to find out how long it has been going on
while all the time holding his breath as much as he can
he finely cant take it any longer and gives the patient a prescription
and tells him to come back next week if it does not clear up
the next week in walks the patient and sits down with the doctor as says it is even worse this week

the doctor stands up a gets a very long pole out of the cupboard and walks toward the patient

the patient jumps up and says in alarm
what you going to do with that!!!

the doctor says



well 1st i am going to open all the windows






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With jokes like those, you should be at the Edinburgh Fringe, Mike.

 

 

 

 



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i was
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Posted: 25 August 2011 at 8:14pm | IP Logged Quote maggiem
Isn't there a remote tent on the Cheltenham racecourse for people like you,
Mike, this weekend?
No, not the First Aid tent!! Though, on second thoughts...............

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