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Posted: 25 August 2011 at 8:47pm \| IP Logged

I just accidentally started reading this topic at page one. "This is an unexpected recent burst of life," I thought, until I notice the date.

I'm surprised those guys are even still alive!

(except Kevyn - he must be a young 'un)

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Posted: 25 August 2011 at 11:18pm \| IP Logged

I'm older than you, Seagers!

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Posted: 25 August 2011 at 11:46pm \| IP Logged

Fat & Ugly ??

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Posted: 26 August 2011 at 6:40am \| IP Logged

I said I was older, I did not say I was old.

I am lovable though.

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Posted: 26 August 2011 at 11:57am \| IP Logged

I used to be in a group called The Prevention. We chose
that name because we wanted people to say we were better
than The Cure.

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Posted: 28 August 2011 at 7:24pm \| IP Logged

A pupil had a catapult confiscated during an algebra class.

The teacher said it was a weapon of maths disruption.

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Posted: 28 August 2011 at 10:49pm \| IP Logged

Kevyn wrote:

A pupil had a catapult confiscated during an algebra class.

The teacher said it was a weapon of maths disruption.

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Posted: 29 August 2011 at 12:37am \| IP Logged

OnLineGenie wrote:

I used to be in a group called The Prevention. We chose
that name because we wanted people to say we were better
than The Cure.

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Posted: 29 August 2011 at 12:39am \| IP Logged

Seagull wrote:

Kevyn wrote:

A pupil had a catapult confiscated during an algebra class.

The teacher said it was a weapon of maths disruption.

Very good (drat I got spammed )

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Posted: 30 September 2011 at 1:40pm \| IP Logged

A red ship collided with a blue ship.

No-one was injured, but both crews were marooned.

(Well, it is Friday afternoon)

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