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The animals on the farm were reading the local church
magazine. In one article it announced that the church
was starting a monthly prayer breakfast on Saturday
mornings.
The animals all thought this was a good idea. The
chicken turned to the pig and said, "I tell you what, I
could provide the eggs and you could provide the bacon."
The pig replied, "It's all right for you to say that.
For you it's a donation. For me it's a sacrifice."
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That sounds like the kind of joke you'd hear at the start of a sermon!
Are you by any chance Reverend??
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Seagull wrote:
That sounds like the kind of joke you'd hear at the start of a sermon!
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Seagull wrote:
That sounds like the kind of joke you'd hear at the start of a sermon!
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No, irreverend
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Warning!
In the unlikely event that anyone over the age of 30
reads this post, you may not get this joke.
Before he was famous, I went up to Example and told him
he was a talentless nobody. After his big chart sucess,
I saw him again and told him that he was a big-headed
ego-maniac.
He replied to me, "You've changed the way you diss me"
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no sorry no idea
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What are we going to do about Kevyn, Zippy?
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Example is a singer who has had a number one hit this
summer with the song; "You've changed the way you kiss
me".
If I hadn't got teenage children, I would not have heard
of it either.
Well I thought it was funny.
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