Posted: 08 September 2006 at 10:34am | IP Logged
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A Jelly Baby walks into a pub and starts chatting to a Smartie.
After a few beers, the Smartie says, I am going over to that new club tonight fancy coming along?
The Jelly Baby says, No, sorry, I am a bit of a soft centre myself if I go there Im bound to get my head kicked in.
The Smartie says, Dont worry. Im a bit of a hard case myself Ill look after you.
The Jelly Baby agrees and so the two go off to the club.
All is going well until three Lockets come in. As soon as he sees them, the Smartie dives under the table.
The Lockets see the Jelly Baby on his own and immediately lay into him. They punch him, kick him and smash a bottle over his head. After they have finished with him, they get bored and walk out.
The Smartie emerges from under the table and the Jelly Baby says to him, I thought you said you were going to look after me!
The Smartie replies, I was, but those Lockets are completely menthol!
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