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Posted: 11 December 2011 at 11:28pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn


It must be a British thing - "Unmarked Police Vehicles
follow this van" is often seen on the back of security
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I've been out of the country for too long!



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Posted: 13 December 2011 at 5:19pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

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I've been out of the country for too long!

Oooh Christmas baubles  xxx



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All we need now is a tree for ^^ to sit on top of xxx

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                          ^^
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Yay.....an emoticon tree. Very good Tim, looks like you have feet!! lol

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 1:44pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

 

Line from NCIS yesterday (could have come from Rod Williamson):

Mafia Boss:  If you double-cross me, I will kill you, kill your father, killl your mother and kill your brothers.

Special Agent Gibbs:  My parents are already dead and I am an only child.  But I can fax you the contact details of my three ex-wives. 

 

 



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Posted: 12 January 2012 at 11:17pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn


Two women went clothes shopping in the January sales. One
said, "Have you noticed that dress sizes don't mean
anything these days?"

"Yes," the other replied, "I have put some weight on over
Christmas as well."




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Posted: 17 January 2012 at 4:13pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

Kevyn wrote:

 

Line from NCIS yesterday (could have come from Rod Williamson):

Mafia Boss:  If you double-cross me, I will kill you, kill your father, killl your mother and kill your brothers.

Special Agent Gibbs:  My parents are already dead and I am an only child.  But I can fax you the contact details of my three ex-wives. 

 

Lol, that episode made me laugh .

 



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Two women went clothes shopping in the January sales. One
said, "Have you noticed that dress sizes don't mean
anything these days?"

"Yes," the other replied, "I have put some weight on over
Christmas as well."


Have you been listening to my conversation with my sister!! lol

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