Posted: 05 February 2012 at 11:52am | IP Logged

Seagull wrote: You didn't warn us that the vicar had a heart condition!

Yeah, you didn't warn us about the Vicar. I think this is a cheating joke.

The husbands reply should have been ' I would divorce my wife'. Then when the vicar informed the wife of her husbands reply, she would tell her hubby she had won the 2mil, and her hubby had a heart attack and died. She then took the 2mil and found herself a toyboy!!!

This is evil, I will go to confession to plead for forgiveness !!  lol

Posted: 07 February 2012 at 1:02pm | IP Logged

I was knocked off my bike by a lorry putting salt down on the roads.

"How dare you!"  I cried out through gritted teeth.

Posted: 23 February 2012 at 9:04am | IP Logged

A student had just started at University, and decided to visit the local church on a Sunday morning.  The student set in the pew, looked at the order of service and then gave a clearly audible groan.

A middle-aged woman was sitting next to the student and said, "Is everything all right?"

"It's the guest preacher - Dr Stevens." replied the student, "I have him as a lecturer at my university, he is the most boring person I have ever met in my life.  We are all going to die of boredom before lunchtime."

"Do you know who I am?" replied the woman.

"No".

"I am Mary Stevens, his wife."

"But do you know who I am?" replied the student.

"No."

"Thank goodness for that!""

Posted: 23 February 2012 at 11:14am | IP Logged

But we know who YOU are, Kevyn

So, are you going or coming to the ATF concert on the 24th? We need to see if your jokes are as good live

I'm hoping to be there. I just musn't lift any heavy jokes.....

^^^^

Posted: 23 February 2012 at 7:59pm | IP Logged

Who's Cristiano Ronaldo  ???  (No, I really don't know, although it sounds familiar -would it help me understand Mr. 1st Gear's joke? )

So, Mike, are you going to Kingston? Last time you were there but did not reveal yourself to humanity...