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mike_1stgear
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Posted: 24 February 2012 at 10:39am | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear

i am told by the people that know these things
he kicks a ball around !!

he is a good mate of someone called diver Drogba who ever he is


am i going to kingston you ask ?????


i might be





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Posted: 24 February 2012 at 4:18pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
Hey, I got the joke...eventually

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It is hard for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven,
but easy for him to become church trustee.






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Posted: 28 February 2012 at 4:05pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull

You don't need to be a rich man to get to the gig on the 24th, Kevyn

I just read somewhere on an old post that the last ATF gig you attended was at the Dominion...

So, it was your fault..?

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Posted: 09 March 2012 at 10:31am | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear

in the right forum this time



is trying to give up sexual innuendos for Lent… but it's hard.
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Posted: 11 March 2012 at 9:18pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy

mike_1stgear wrote:

i am told by the people that know these things
he kicks a ball around !!

he is a good mate of someone called diver Drogba who ever he is


am i going to kingston you ask ?????


i might be

YES MIKE YOU WILL BE COMING TO KINGSTON, I read your palm, your future shows you will travel







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Posted: 11 March 2012 at 9:19pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
Seagull wrote:

You don't need to be a rich man to get to the gig on the 24th, Kevyn

I just read somewhere on an old post that the last ATF gig you attended was at the Dominion...

So, it was your fault..?

^^^^

Kevyn, get on your bike and get to Kingston !



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Posted: 11 March 2012 at 9:38pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
mike_1stgear wrote:

in the right forum this time



is trying to give up sexual innuendos for Lent… but it's hard.

NOT FUNNY, 10 Our Fathers and 6 Hail Marys please Mr 1stgear!



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Posted: 28 April 2012 at 11:41pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

A junior employee was struggling with his workload. He
decided to ask for advice from a more experienced
colleague.

"What should I do?" he said, "I have so many different
tasks to do from so many different people, there is no
way I can make my deadlines."

"Stay calm," the other man replied, "When the managers
get angry, prioritise your work according to which
manager makes the most physically impairing threat."

"That's great advice," the junior replied, "Is that what
you do when people want to delegate work to you?"

"No," the wise man replied, "I tell the managers to give
the task to you."






   

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Posted: 01 May 2012 at 9:27pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
Hey, that sounds like my work place!!

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