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Kevyn
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Posted: 08 June 2012 at 1:01pm \| IP Logged

DOCTOR: We have the results of your tests. I am afraid you are addicted to brake fluid.

PATIENT: I am not an addict - I can stop at any time.

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Posted: 10 June 2012 at 7:23pm \| IP Logged

Kevyn wrote:

DOCTOR: We have the results of your tests. I am afraid you are addicted to brake fluid.

PATIENT: I am not an addict - I can stop at any time.

Very good Kevy, but don't give up you day job !!

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Posted: 11 June 2012 at 11:11pm \| IP Logged

Zippy wrote:

Kevyn wrote:

DOCTOR: We have the results of your tests. I am afraid you are addicted to brake fluid.

PATIENT: I am not an addict - I can stop at any time.

Very good Kevy, but don't give up you day job !!

Ah... I thought that was his day job...^^^^

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Posted: 13 June 2012 at 1:05pm \| IP Logged

Seagull wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Kevyn wrote:

DOCTOR: We have the results of your tests. I am afraid you are addicted to brake fluid.

PATIENT: I am not an addict - I can stop at any time.

Very good Kevy, but don't give up you day job !!

Ah... I thought that was his day job...^^^^

My day job is an accountant - hence the quality of the jokes.

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Posted: 13 June 2012 at 4:08pm \| IP Logged

Kevyn wrote:

Seagull wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Kevyn wrote:

DOCTOR: We have the results of your tests. I am afraid you are addicted to brake fluid.

PATIENT: I am not an addict - I can stop at any time.

Very good Kevy, but don't give up you day job !!

Ah... I thought that was his day job...^^^^

My day job is an accountant - hence the quality of the jokes.

Hey I am an accountant!! My jokes can't be that bad .

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Posted: 13 July 2012 at 8:38am \| IP Logged

How can you tell when there's a heavy metal singer at your front door?

He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.

Edited by OnLineGenie - 13 July 2012 at 8:38am

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There was an explosion in a pie factory today. 3.14 people are believed to
have died.

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Posted: 13 July 2012 at 12:58pm \| IP Logged

It's really unfair to make fun of obese people. Haven't they got enough on
their plate?

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Posted: 13 July 2012 at 9:12pm \| IP Logged

OnLineGenie wrote:

How can you tell when there's a heavy metal singer at your front door?

He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.

This could also be for drummers, like Tim!

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 12:13am \| IP Logged

Zippy wrote:

OnLineGenie wrote:

How can you tell when there's a heavy metal singer at your front door?

He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.

This could also be for drummers, like Tim!

Or a confused Banksy after an off-shore fishing trip from his island?

He doesn't know when to come in, and he can't find the quay...

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