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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 2:46pm \| IP Logged

Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
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Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 2:49pm \| IP Logged

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 2:51pm \| IP Logged

(Its seems most of these are from women - I PROTEST!! )

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 5:39pm \| IP Logged

I've just been to the gym. They've got a new machine. I spent an hour on it but had to get off because I was starting to feel a bit sick.

Great machine though - it's got crisps, chocolate, and fizzy drinks.

Edited by OnLineGenie - 22 July 2012 at 5:40pm

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 9:59pm \| IP Logged

OnLineGenie wrote:

I've just been to the gym. They've got a new machine. I spent an hour on it but had to get off because I was starting to feel a bit sick.

Great machine though - it's got crisps, chocolate, and fizzy drinks.

Now that is the kind gym I want to go to!

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Posted: 26 July 2012 at 11:22am \| IP Logged

The Olympic Ladies' football last night was delayed as Andy Gray explained
the offside rule to the competitors.

Unfortunately the real events are funnier than that joke!

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Posted: 27 July 2012 at 9:12am \| IP Logged

Not sure if I've posted this one before:

Australian Immigration Official: "Do you have a criminal record?"

British Visitor: "I didn't know you still needed one."

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Posted: 27 July 2012 at 9:25am \| IP Logged

OnLineGenie wrote:

The Olympic Ladies' football last night was delayed as Andy Gray explained
the offside rule to the competitors.

Unfortunately the real events are funnier than that joke!

Hey is this a below the belt joke about women's footie? (not that I watch footie!)

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Posted: 27 July 2012 at 9:26am \| IP Logged

OnLineGenie wrote:

Not sure if I've posted this one before:

Australian Immigration Official: "Do you have a criminal record?"

British Visitor: "I didn't know you still needed one."

Hee hee (gonna send this to my school friend who moved there in the mid 70's !) xxx

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Posted: 27 July 2012 at 11:59am \| IP Logged

Zippy wrote:

OnLineGenie wrote:

The Olympic Ladies' football last night was delayed as Andy Gray explained
the offside rule to the competitors.

Unfortunately the real events are funnier than that joke!

Hey is this a below the belt joke about women's footie? (not that I watch footie!)

I would suggest that Andy Gray is the victim of that joke rather than women's football.

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