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Posted: 27 July 2012 at 1:18pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

 

A man arrived at immigration.  When he was searched, they found he was carrying a copy of "Don't Stand so Close to Me".  They wouldn't let him in as he had a Police record. 



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Posted: 28 July 2012 at 11:48pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
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A man arrived at immigration.  When he was searched, they found he was carrying a copy of "Don't Stand so Close to Me".  They wouldn't let him in as he had a Police record. 
How do you think they's react if they found you carrying a copy of "Der Komissar" ?

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Posted: 30 July 2012 at 10:08pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
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The Olympic Ladies' football last night was delayed as Andy Gray explained
the offside rule to the competitors.

Unfortunately the real events are funnier than that joke!

Hey is this a below the belt joke about women's footie? (not that I watch footie!)



I would suggest that Andy Gray is the victim of that joke rather than women's football.

Too much politics about footie !!



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Posted: 30 July 2012 at 10:09pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
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A man arrived at immigration.  When he was searched, they found he was carrying a copy of "Don't Stand so Close to Me".  They wouldn't let him in as he had a Police record. 

Oh does that mean I have a police record too then?!



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Posted: 30 July 2012 at 10:10pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
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A man arrived at immigration.  When he was searched, they found he was carrying a copy of "Don't Stand so Close to Me".  They wouldn't let him in as he had a Police record. 
How do you think they's react if they found you carrying a copy of "Der Komissar" ?

Oh, I think we all have a Der Kommissar record. We could be in for trouble !



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Posted: 19 September 2012 at 8:24am | IP Logged Quote OnLineGenie
My mum and sister told me there's a lot of incest where we live.

I think she may be right.

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Posted: 20 September 2012 at 7:10pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
I don't get it ?!!

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I've referred to my mum and sister as "she" implying that they are the same
person.

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oh Zippy do keep up
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