Posted: 01 October 2012 at 1:20pm | IP Logged

A man walked into a pub and the Landlord said to him, "What would you like to drink?"

"That's very kind" replied the man, "I would like a whisky please."

The Landlord served the drink, the man took it and gulped it down in one.  The Landlord said, "That will be £1.95, please."

"What do you mean?" the man answered, "I came in here and you asked what I would like to drink.  You did not say that you would charge me for it.  I refuse to pay"  The man left and, as he had already drunk the drink, there was nothing the Landlord could do.

About three months later, the man went into the pub again.  The Landlord recognised him and said, "I am not serving you after what happened last time you came here!"

The man explained that he had never been to this pub before, indeed, he had never even been to this town before.

The Landlord exclaimed, "That's incredible, you must have a double."

The man replied, "Whiskey please."  

Posted: 06 October 2012 at 6:41pm | IP Logged

And you were that man!

Hey, I 'just realised after all these years that you can drag emoticons with the mouse!

(must try it out on Zippy & Sharpies...)

Posted: 06 October 2012 at 10:10pm | IP Logged

Sharpies wrote: Drag them, eh?!

^^^^ Oh, ah....hello Jennie!  ^^^^

Posted: 09 October 2012 at 1:18pm | IP Logged

Now I can't get th image of JP upside down on the draining board out of my head.

Regarding your earlier question, Jennie, you'll find out the answer when you see a giant white arrow hovering over your head...

Posted: 12 October 2012 at 5:14pm | IP Logged

Why do the Germans have two eggs for breakfast, but the French only have one?

Beacuse to the French; one egg is en - ough.