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Posted: 18 October 2012 at 11:51pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
Sharpies live near Cambridge....

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Posted: 19 October 2012 at 5:49pm | IP Logged Quote Sharpies
Yes, that was not lost on me.  We have nothing so posh as a patio...more a likeness to a football field!

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Posted: 20 October 2012 at 3:05pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

 

In the news - a blind man with a white stick was mistaken for a wanted man with a samurai sword by a policeman who tasered him.

 

But it ended OK.  The man was taken to hospital and then discharged.  

  



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Posted: 20 October 2012 at 5:48pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull

Well, Kevyn, it's always good to hear from you.... but if I wasn't soooo close to the 1000 mark, I might not bother to point out that it was probably the policeman who should have had the white stick!

Hope you're well

^^Big smile^^

Öh, the tension of being on the brink! Do I turn into Zippy when I reach 1000?LOL



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Posted: 25 October 2012 at 2:17pm | IP Logged Quote Kevyn

 

Congratulations Seagull!!!!!!!!!!

 

A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.  The wife thought for a while and said that what she would really like is to be 10 again.

When her birthday came her husband said, “I’ve got a surprise for you”.  He then took her out to the theme park for the day and they spent the whole time going on the merry-go-rounds, dodgems and all the rides they used to enjoy as children.  After that they went to the cinema and saw a Disney film.  They then went home and ate jelly and ice cream.

At the end of the day, the man said, “Well did you enjoy be 10 again?”

 

The woman replied, “Yes it was nice, but actually I was thinking of my dress size.”

 

 



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Posted: 25 October 2012 at 10:54pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
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Posted: 28 October 2012 at 7:43pm | IP Logged Quote Sharpies

Congratulations Seagull!  

You have turned into a carpet cleaner!! 



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Posted: 29 October 2012 at 2:10pm | IP Logged Quote Seagull
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Congratulations Seagull!  

You have turned into a carpet cleaner!! 

I've been a carpet cleaner for half my life, Jennie, amongst other such things!

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 10:25pm | IP Logged Quote Zippy
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Well, Kevyn, it's always good to hear from you.... but if I wasn't soooo close to the 1000 mark, I might not bother to point out that it was probably the policeman who should have had the white stick!

Hope you're well

^^Big smile^^

Öh, the tension of being on the brink! Do I turn into Zippy when I reach 1000?LOL

There can be only one Zippy,  ^^ , and I be the only one!

Well done laddie/birdie xxxxx



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