Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:51pm | IP Logged

1.   No.  Unless you are surrounded by supporters of the other side, in which case it is highly recommended.

2.   According to Trinny and Susannah - only if you are short and fat, it makes you appear taller and slimmer.

3.   You get a rattle from where a rival supporter punches you.

4.   Either Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones.

5.  If you don't know, there is no point in me explaining it to you.

6.   Tell your son that he can stay up to watch the highlights on Match of the Day.

Hope this helps, Pushbike.  

Posted: 15 January 2008 at 9:39pm | IP Logged

Reading! I didn't know the pushbike kid could read, we have to send tapes of the forum posts as it is! Tomorrow he may be football crazy, well half of that!

Posted: 16 January 2008 at 12:09pm | IP Logged

1. In certain circumstances - e.g. you're a Spurs supporter and if you lose Arsenal don't win the premiership.

2. This is cultural. In Italy, the whole sheep is preferred as it's hard just to throw a scarf onto a pitch.

3. Again, cultural. At Middlesborough, wind chimes are more appropriate due to the vast open spaces in the stands.

4. He's there so the two sets of supporters have something they can agree on.

5. I'm not sure anyone knows any more.

6. Go and watch the curling. You'll then long for football.

Paul.

Posted: 16 January 2008 at 2:47pm | IP Logged

COME AND SEE THE MIGHTY BLUES TAKE ON READING LATER THIS MONTH AT STAMFORD BRIDGE .I WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU TO SOME QUALITY PRE MATCH HOSTELRIES AND IF YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY WE MIGHT FIND A DUST UP TO TAKE PART IN AFTER THE MATCH.

MARK