Posted: 29 December 2010 at 11:58pm | IP Logged

Q: What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head ?

(I actually shouted out 'Tim' as the answer, my family didn't know what I was on about!! )

A: Cliff

Q: Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Q: Why did the bacon laugh?

A; Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Q: Why did the man sleep under his car?

A: So that he could wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?

A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: How does Good King Wenceclas like his pizzas?

A: Deep pan, crips and even.

Q: Why did the donut seller retire?

A: He was fed up ofthe hole business.

Q: What do you get if you eat all the Christmas decorations?

A: Tinselitus.

Q: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?

A: They've got poisonality

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede?

A: Bacon and legs.

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Claustrophobic.

Q: Why did the rocket loose his job?

A: H was fired.

Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing.

Posted: 30 December 2010 at 7:12am | IP Logged

Well, you said they might make us cry!

You had lots of crackers! We don't get them here, and my parents can't bring them over because of the explosives

Posted: 30 December 2010 at 12:58pm | IP Logged

Yeah, my mum always over does the cracker supply at Christmas!!

They also had trivia questions on them.

Did you know that a Squid has 10 tentacles, I thought it was 8 like an Octopuss.

Posted: 30 December 2010 at 1:54pm | IP Logged

You had lots of crackers! We don't get them here, and my parents can't bring them over because of the explosives

I never knew that christmas crackers were capable of bringing down a plane!!!

You learn something new every day.

Posted: 30 December 2010 at 8:26pm | IP Logged

Carefull, Dominion, you're writing in my colour!

Maybe a cracker is enough to scare the pilot?  Rules is rules

Hope you had a good Christmas, Mark!

Posted: 31 December 2010 at 10:31am | IP Logged

Super Christmas this end old chum......except for my 3 year old shouting in Church at the top of his voice at the quiet part or the Christingle service  "Dad,why haven't I got a God figure in my nativity scene at home?"......Tried to explain that the baby Jesus was God as well but didn't understand!

Sorry about nicking your colour but I don't know how to put people in boxes like you lot do......cut and paste is my limit and then you get given that colour like it or not........my computer made me do it,honest guv.

Posted: 31 December 2010 at 5:50pm | IP Logged

CUT & PASTE?

Dominion, you must get together with Jennie sometime....