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Posted: 27 February 2013 at 7:08am \| IP Logged

Rules for appreciating good wine.

1. Open the bottle and allow the wine to breathe.

2. If wine does not appear to be breathing - apply mouth to mouth.

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Posted: 27 February 2013 at 8:22am \| IP Logged

mike_1stgear wrote:

dont you mean a small correction

That was below the belt!

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Posted: 27 February 2013 at 9:04am \| IP Logged

heard that IKEA meatballs contain horse DNA... there's a joke in there somewhere but you'll have to assemble it yourselves.

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Posted: 28 February 2013 at 7:08am \| IP Logged

I texted my daughter today and asked, "What do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?"

She texted back, "I don't know, love you, talk to you later."

I replied, "OK, I'll ask your brothers."

[If you don't get this joke.......]

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Posted: 06 April 2013 at 8:12am \| IP Logged

A man 'phoned me up and went on and on about how the pedals on a bycycle work.

It was a crank 'phone call.

I am determined to get to 200 even if no one else is using this forum!

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Posted: 08 April 2013 at 9:08am \| IP Logged

Mike First Gear might appreciate that joke....

See you at Windlesham, Kevyn?

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Posted: 24 April 2013 at 8:11am \| IP Logged

Luis Suarez has announced he'll be playing in Germany next season having
signed a contract with Borussia Munchonthecentrebach.

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Posted: 09 May 2013 at 8:54pm \| IP Logged

There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.

They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.

i don't understand this joke as it's about football but there will be people on here that do

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Posted: 30 July 2013 at 5:17pm \| IP Logged

Ikea have opened their first school in the UK.

It is good value for money, very practical, but Assembly takes for ever.

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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 11:13pm \| IP Logged

Vulpine wrote:

A penguin walks into a pub in tears. "What's the matter?" the landlord asks.

"I can't find my Dad" The penguin says

"OK. Well, what does he look like?"

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heard that IKEA meatballs contain horse DNA... there's a joke in there somewhere but you'll have to assemble it yourselves.

There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request. They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.

There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.

They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.