Posted: 07 February 2011 at 10:56pm | IP Logged

Dear Zippy,

I have just recieved an ATF Desk Calender, A Fridge Magnet Calender and a Fridge Magnet in the post. Thankyou very much, and thankyou for caring for my fridge so much  Actually our kitchen fridge isn't magnetic, and the only other magnetic thing in our kitchen is, rather surprisingly, the bottom of a stainless steel frying pan - but I don't want to risk frying ATF  by mistake.

So it seems that both are doomed to live on our freezer door, which, along with the desk I mentioned in another place, lives in the cellar.

As regards the desk calender, it's very nice, but I could do with some assembly instructions. I notice that it needs to be folded along a pre-scored line, but I don't know in which direction to make the fold , and furthermore, I fear that the little bag of screws and complementary spanner may have gone missing? This means that Johnn Russel is presently lying on his back, which is a very bad position for playing the Mandocello (or even Mandojello).

I assure you I am not in any way complaining, and am very pleased with the additins to my cellars interior decor!

I remain, very sincerely yours, a very sincere Seagull  ^^

Posted: 07 February 2011 at 11:12pm | IP Logged

My dearst ^^

I am glad that your ATF package arrived safely.

Unfortunately, no screws or spanner can be supplied as it is a health and safety risk to birds 

If you fold the botton strip to the back, then is will stand up, but only when the front cover is flipped over, making a triangle shape.

You could make your cellar the ATF Cavern!!

BTW I think I am related to Emma and Freddie, my mum tells me that Chinese new year is the year of the rabbit, and I am a rabbit!

Hope you are all well.

Love and hugs  xxxxx or am I  !!