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Posted: 04 February 2014 at 7:56am | IP Logged Quote OnLineGenie
A new survey has revealed that women with large backsides live longer
than men who mention it.

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Why has there never been a great tennis player from Liverpool?

Because every time they go near a court they're found guilty.

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I was offered a job at a Helium factory.  But I didn't want to be spoken to like that!

 



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I met Humpty Dumpty in an Indian restaurant on Saturday.  I asked him what he ordered and he said that he had had a great phaal.



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The man who invented the anagram has died. May he create penis.

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The man who invented the anagram also developed an aptitude test for potential medics.

They were simply asked, what part of the body is useful when erect and an anagram of the word;   P I N E S

The ones who said "spine" went on to be great doctors.



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Why are there three lions on the England football shirt?

Because there wasn't enough room left for the eight donkeys.

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While watching the football I've been following the World Cup Diet:

While watching Japan I ate sushi.
While watching USA I ate hamburgers.
While watching England I went out.
While watching Uruguay I had a bite of Italian.

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