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Noel Friend of ATF
Joined: 13 January 2005 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 10:34am | IP Logged
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The flying time-machine and I would very much like to respectfully thank our fellow forum contributer for immense pleasure he gave to us for a fleeting moment or two. It is not often that a carrot is dangled and so readily absorbed so quickly on these hallowed pages. Not since the failed attempt on my part to draw Lady Chloe of Drummerstown into the Birthday gag, and timeies attempt at converting the world to PCs have we enjoyed such merriment. So from both of us can I say Rap Man, your the man.
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mike_1stgear Friend of ATF
Joined: 19 October 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 11:43am | IP Logged
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Timestar wrote:
hahaha you fell for that one |
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yes i did get the joke
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Timestar Mega Friend
Joined: 14 July 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 12:00pm | IP Logged
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I did too but in silence
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Timestar Mega Friend
Joined: 14 July 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 2:24pm | IP Logged
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After The Fire
If you have been a victim of a gig or a forum post then you already know how traumatic and devastating it can be, but having the right assistance and advice there when you need it will help you through this difficult time.
The advice given here has been broken down into logical sections for easy reference, but should you need any more assistance please contact Noelie or Timeie
Always remember that prevention is better than cure and should you require any advice whatsoever, do not hesitate to contact your local ATF Prevention Officer who will be pleased to advise how to prevent posting on the forum or any interest in the Band re re-occurring in your lifetime.
If at any time after a gig or a post you feel unwell or suffer the after effects of excitement and exhilaration, contact Dixarn or a hospital A&E department.
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Noel Friend of ATF
Joined: 13 January 2005 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 2:30pm | IP Logged
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Surgery opening times as follows:- Monday to friday 9 - 5. Weekends as and when, all other times when we are bored.
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mike_1stgear Friend of ATF
Joined: 19 October 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 3:41pm | IP Logged
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bloke walks into a fishmongers with a large salmon under his arm
"Morning, do you do fishcakes?" says the carrier of the salmon
"Certainly sir" replies the fishmonger
"Great, can you do one for him (points at salmon), its his birthday on Tuesday"
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mike_1stgear Friend of ATF
Joined: 19 October 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 24 March 2006 at 9:36am | IP Logged
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Rabbit walks into a butchers and asks
*can I have a lettuce please?*
Butcher replies *no, this is a butchers shop, we sell meat, try the greengrocers down the road on the other side*
Rabbit thanks him and hops off.
On the second day, the rabbit appears again and asks *can I have a lettuce please?*
Butcher replies *no, this is a butchers shop, we sell meat, try the
greengrocers down the road on the other side* and the rabbit hops off.
On the third day, in hops the rabbit again and asks *can I have a lettuce please?*
Butcher replies *no, this is still a butchers shop, we still only sell
meat, try the greengrocers down the road on the other side and stop
asking me for lettuce*.
On the fourth day, the rabbit appears again and asks *can I have a lettuce please?*
Butcher replies *Look, this is a butchers shop, we sell meat, no
salad.CLEAR OFF and try the greengrocers down the road on the other
side. If
you come in here asking for lettuce again tomorrow, I'll nail your ears
to the bench* and the rabbit hops off.
On the fifth day, the rabbit hops in again and asks *do you have any nails?*
*No* replies the confused butcher.
*Well can I have a lettuce then?* says the rabbit.
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mike_1stgear Friend of ATF
Joined: 19 October 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 24 March 2006 at 9:37am | IP Logged
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar - the barman says:
is this some kind of a joke?
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mike_1stgear Friend of ATF
Joined: 19 October 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: 24 March 2006 at 9:37am | IP Logged
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what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
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rapid thomas Groupie
Joined: 08 April 2005
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Posted: 24 March 2006 at 12:09pm | IP Logged
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In an attempt to eradicare bird flu once and for all, George W
has declared war on the Canary Islands.
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