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SHELLY
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Posted: 24 March 2006 at 2:03pm | IP Logged Quote SHELLY

Top 10 reasons why MAC users prefer macs.

  1. They can't handle the trauma of having to deal with TWO mouse buttons.
  2. They Figure anything that costs this much, just has to be the best.
  3. Having to push a button to eject a floppy disk is just way too much work.
  4. Membership in the "Overpriced Software Club" has it's priviliges.
  5. Its a status symbol.
  6. Flowers on the keys and smiley faces on the screen makes 'em feel so special.
  7. Macs require no thinking and a minimum of motor skills.
  8. Apple said MACS unpack, connect and install all new hardware by themselves.
  9. Those Apple ads about "dip switches" and "dos CD-ROMS" really scared 'em.
  10. Apple gives them choices: [A] Pay extra for a Keyboard or Don't get one.
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Posted: 24 March 2006 at 9:50pm | IP Logged Quote Noel

Hi Shelly. I am not sure if this should be in Joke time (again) or MAC owners! Either way you do know how to upset a left hander don't you. Well it is nice to see you post on the forum again and I am sure we will hear from you again. Keep up the good work.

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Posted: 26 March 2006 at 1:07pm | IP Logged Quote getlostdave

11. MAC Mice Don't discriminate against left handers!

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MAC mice don't have the option!

 



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Posted: 29 March 2006 at 4:26pm | IP Logged Quote getlostdave

You sound like you're afraid of MAC mice!
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Posted: 30 March 2006 at 4:59pm | IP Logged Quote Vulpine

I'm afraid of MacDonalds..

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MacDonalds or Mac Donaldsons?

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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 8:09am | IP Logged Quote Timestar

Is that Mac Donaldson.co.uk

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.




A jump lead walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
A beer please, and one for the road!"





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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
" Well, It's Not Unusual."


I tried to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
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