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SHELLY
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Top 10 reasons why MAC users prefer macs.
- They can't handle the trauma of having to deal with TWO mouse buttons.
- They Figure anything that costs this much, just has to be the best.
- Having to push a button to eject a floppy disk is just way too much work.
- Membership in the "Overpriced Software Club" has it's priviliges.
- Its a status symbol.
- Flowers on the keys and smiley faces on the screen makes 'em feel so special.
- Macs require no thinking and a minimum of motor skills.
- Apple said MACS unpack, connect and install all new hardware by themselves.
- Those Apple ads about "dip switches" and "dos CD-ROMS" really scared 'em.
- Apple gives them choices: [A] Pay extra for a Keyboard or Don't get one.
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Hi Shelly. I am not sure if this should be in Joke time (again) or MAC owners! Either way you do know how to upset a left hander don't you. Well it is nice to see you post on the forum again and I am sure we will hear from you again. Keep up the good work.
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getlostdave
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11. MAC Mice Don't discriminate against left handers!
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Noel
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MAC mice don't have the option!
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getlostdave
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You sound like you're afraid of MAC mice!
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I'm afraid of MacDonalds..
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MacDonalds or Mac Donaldsons?
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Is that Mac Donaldson.co.uk
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jump lead walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
A beer please, and one for the road!"
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
" Well, It's Not Unusual."
I tried to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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