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What is the difference between a musician and a savings bond? Eventually the bond will mature and earn money.
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? No one cries when you chop up an oboe!
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof!
What kind of calendar does a musician use for his gigs? "Year-at-a-glance"!
What does a musician say when he gets to work? "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless!
What is "perfect pitch?" When you toss an accordion into the toilet bowl without hitting the rim.