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mike_1stgear
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!".


Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other
says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

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sorry  but it is Friday !!!!
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and i only have 1 to go before i get to 200
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there it  goes
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What is the difference between a musician and a savings bond? Eventually the bond will mature and earn money.

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? No one cries when you chop up an oboe!

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof!

What kind of calendar does a musician use for his gigs? "Year-at-a-glance"!

What does a musician say when he gets to work? "Would you like fries with that, sir?"

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless!

What is "perfect pitch?" When you toss an accordion into the toilet bowl without hitting the rim.

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A scientific question for you.

 

What do the initials DNA stand for?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

National Dyslexic Association



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A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows frozen solid.
 
As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.
 
It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen.
 
The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage?
 
He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty.
 
Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old lady.
 
The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the woman.
 
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal and chewing the ***.
 
One by one the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for her deed.
 
She declined his offer and walked off across the field.
 
A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. "You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.
 
"No" said the farmer "who?"
 
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scroll down
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
wait for it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
its worth it.....trust me
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ok maybe it isn't worth it, but you've come this far
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ok ready?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Its bad
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So bad
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anyway
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The passer by said
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"That was Thora Hird."


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call the nurse for  Noel
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Dyslexic 's rule ko
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:26pm | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear

what's round and orange?







































an orange.

yes, mine's the black coat
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