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Noel
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:26pm | IP Logged Quote Noel
Call the Night Nurse, sorry that is the wrong band, Famous Names! Wheres Peter 'I'll gt my coat' Dixon? As for Mike, on yer bike! Wink

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Get some therapy mungo

ohhhhh thank you doctor
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:30pm | IP Logged Quote Timestar
Mungo Jerry's, "In The Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
If her daddy's rich,
take a wrapper and mill
Original Lyrics:
If her daddy's rich,
take her out for a meal
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:31pm | IP Logged Quote mike_1stgear
What's ET short for?
Cos he's only got little legs.



What goes ooo?
A cow with no lips.




 my coats the one next to noel's I believe
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:37pm | IP Logged Quote Noel

The Forum Song

The people of the forum

Give vent to all their thoughts

We comment on strange subjects

While some of them post noughts

All the time we’re dreaming

And thinking of the band

That one-day will once again

Tour across this land

 

And we comment

As we march a long

And Dixarn says

I’ll get my coat

 

We’ve heard about PCs and Macs

John gave us all the facts

We want some more of Chloe’s cakes

If we are not too late

Mick keeps us under some control

And keep the site quite clean

We only want to have some fun

This is all we mean

 

And we comment

As we march a long

And Peter Dixon says

I’ll get my coat

 

Starflight’s Dad is Timestar

He drives a Citroen car

Now he will go anywhere

Be it near of far

To see his favourite artists

And keep the banner high

ATF forever

Is still his battle cry

 

But the watcher

Who is he or she

Can it be could it be

The saint or maybe AP

 

People like GLD

And Mike stuck in first gear

Make our lives far better

And Rap man gets at me

Keith, he sets us challenges

And if his time is free

He may give us some stories

Of bands like Press Any Key

 

And we comment

As we march a long

And Dixie says

I’ll get my coat

 

 



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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:48pm | IP Logged Quote Timestar
Can I have fries with that
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A Japanese businessman, on his first trip to the UK, was determined to
taste beer. He found a pub and marched up to the bar to ask,
"Ingrish pub randrord, I should like one pint of finest Ingrish bitter beer".
The landlord looked at him, and said "You've come to the right place, we
have a good selection of bitter here - what kind would you like?"
Taken aback that there was a choice, the Japanese man replied, "Ingrish
randrord, this is difficult for Japanese man on first visit. Would you pour
me a pint of your best please?"
"Okey dokey" says the landlord, "we're a Whitbread pub so you can have a
pint of Whitbread Best Bitter".
The Japanese man took it and downed it in one. "Velly excerrent" he said,
"please may I have one more pint?" The landlord obliges with a second,
then a third and fourth pint. Half way through the fourth pint the man
gets up from where he was sitting, and comes up to the bar again.
"Ingrish randrord, this bitter beer is velly good but Japanese man has
small bradder, please dilect me to the nearest toiret." And off he goes to
relieve himself. Back at his seat, he takes another gulp of his beer and
almost chokes. "Ingrish randrord" he shouts, this beer tastes hollible -
what have you done?"
Tha landlord comes across to him, "Listen mate, I don't know what's
going on here, but when you went to the toilet, that big black woman
from over there came over to this table, climbed onto it, hitched up her
skirt, and farted into your glass. I'm really sorry, I'll pour you another and
you can have it on the house." Thanking the landlord, the Japanese man
takes the woman to task. "I Japanese man on first trip to UK, enjoying
first trip to Ingrish pub. You fart in my Whitbread ?"
""No" says the woman, "I'm Tessa Sanderson."
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Posted: 08 April 2006 at 12:51pm | IP Logged Quote Dixarn2

Noel wrote:
Call the Night Nurse, sorry that is the wrong band, Famous Names! Wheres Peter 'I'll gt my coat' Dixon? As for Mike, on yer bike! Wink

Sorry I went quiet, I was at Spring Harvest.  That's enough to make anybody quiet... I did, however, learn a new joke, which I've completely forgotten already.

Does anybody know the question which precedes the punchline "a donkey in a car crusher"?  I've been racking my brains and it just won't come!



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Posted: 08 April 2006 at 6:38pm | IP Logged Quote kevin
Dixarn2 wrote:

Does anybody know the question which precedes the punchline "a donkey in a car crusher"?  I've been racking my brains and it just won't come!

What goes Ehore splat?



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